Yet another update from our very own intern, Naomi Fishmeier, Scene Queen

Dearest Enlightened Readers,

The summer being long over, Mark and his family are home from their book-tour adventure, LEMONADE MOUTH ACROSS AMERICA!. They covered 12,592 miles and 38 states in 57 days. I think it affected Mark profoundly, since it has taken him until November to get his act back together. Thus this late update…

Mark has given me the strictest instructions that he is not to be disturbed. He says he is deep at work on his next–as yet undiscussable–novel. The truth is, I can see him in the next room as I type this. He’s on the sofa, eyes closed, with what can only be described as horrific chainsaw snores emitting from his otherwise inactive body.

And yet here I am, doing his work for him. It’s a wonder I stick around at all.

Anyway, whenever he occasionally regains consciousness I’m sure Mark sends his best wishes for the holiday season.

Yours In Zombie-Like Servitude,
— Naomi Fishmeier, Scene Queen

P.S. If you haven’t bought your copies of Lemonade Mouth and I am the Wallpaper yet, what’s wrong with you? It’s cold in here, and Mark can’t pay the heating bill unless you get off your butts and lay down some cash. So, off you go. Go on…